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Our Ship of State: USS TARP

It seems they clinched the TARP deal. (Troubled Asset Release Program). Paulson’s Ark the USS TARP is about to leave port. Our elected representatives have christened the USS TARP with a $700 bn bottle of Christol. The USS TARP will immediately set sail to conquer the intrepid sea of bad debt and clean up massive pools of dirty US banking assets. We wish the USS TARP great success and offer our prayers for a successful dispatch on its maiden voyage.

The launch of the USS TARP was the result of a strange and unexpected political alchemy. Democrats took the lead in the bailout bill and are now the official party of the big money on Wall Street. If the USS TARP fails to conquer the calamitous economic seas severe partisan warfare will surely plague our nation and threaten to swallow it in a swirling whirlpool of political instability.

If Obama wins the election and if the USS TARP grounds itself on the troubled shoals of the global economy; he will be the focus of scorn, derision and vitriolic invectiveness by Country Firsters. It will make effective governance by Obama’s Administration difficult if not impossible. I can already hear the first taps of the syncopated drum beats of divisiveness by the howling yodelers of Country First Talk Radio. Their aim will be to cripple the possibility of civil political discourse. Country Firsters will closely chart the progress of the USS TARP and will loose a fusillade of political attacks if it starts to take on water. They’ll certainly refuse to help man the pumps to prevent the USS TARP from swamping. No doubt they’ll be first to launch the life boats as Country Firsters quickly become Me Firsters.

The Country Firsters will look to repeat the vitriol imposed on the Clinton Administration. The extreme Rovian attack politics on Clinton’s sexual dalliances put this country through an unnecessary national trauma. The Monica Lewinsky affair distracted the Executive Branch from focusing on the pressing issues confronting the nation. This distraction made it impossible for Bill Clinton to focus on terrorism, the economy, social welfare and national security. Our Country Firsters were only too willing to back burner these critical national security issues to prosecute Clinton. This sorry chapter in our nations history contributed to our country’s unpreparedness that lead to the devastating losses from the 9/11 attacks.

Constitutional democracies need consensus to function. If consensus cannot be achieved democracies cannot survive. Consensus is built with dialog, trust, honesty and compromise. If our nation cannot form consensus due to our inability to communicate and negotiate a democratic republic cannot function. If democracy cannot function authoritarianism and fascism will be the bastard incubus born from our political impotency.

Patriots will serve their country first. All Americans must rise to serve our country first, last and always.

God Speed USS TARP.

Music: Beach Boy’s “Sail On Sailor”

Risk: depression, fascism

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September 28, 2008 - Posted by | Bush, McCain, Paulson, politics, pop, republicans, TARP | , , , , , , , , , ,

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