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Them There Eyes

“Can I call you Joe?” Sarah Palin asked. A smiling Joe Biden said, “sure”.

The junior partner of the Maverick Luchador tag team had entered the ring. You betcha she was ready.

She did a shout out to Alaskan Third Grade friends and punctuated it with a Garboesque wink.  Sarah saluted her peeps. She offered greetings of solidarity to all hockey moms yearning to be recognized and all Joe six packers apparently looking to get drunk. Its an intriguing political demographic that the party of big money and conservative values needs to bridge to keep hold of the White House. Has the GOP abandoned the Temperance vote and any active AA’ers trying to stay sober today? I question its wisdom given McCain’s abdication of six pack packing Michigan. If the team of Mavericks make their final stand by circling the wagons around the Focus on the Family Headquarters in Colorado Springs no drinking will be allowed.

Another wink and a smile from Sarah that scrappy rascal. She knows something that I don’t and she’s got half the country in on it. I get uneasy for not getting it. But she is a maverick, don’t ya know. And she’s from Alaska. Really, I hadn’t heard. But I do want to know what a maverick is, why we need one and wish to hear fewer proclamations on her governorship of Steward’s Folly. Sorry to be so nosy but I also want a little more information about what she knows about the world, America’s position in it and where Sarah wants to take it.

During the debate I imagined her supporters across the country letting out a collective sigh of relief. Sarah was able to put together a number of coherent and complete sentences. She recited her rehearsed lines with enthusiasm, alacrity and partisan zeal. Not always in the proper order to answer the posed question; but she did recite. It was as if the Arch-Angel Gabriel had grabbed a hold of her and commanded her to recite the gospel of Maverickism. Pull the cord on this Chatty Kathy’s back and hear how Maverickism will save our country from the bad people running the big government while slaying terrorists and assorted evil doers who hate us for our values and freedoms. She stayed on message. The same message that we have heard from W for the past 8 years.

As America watched Sarah on their giant flat screen plasma TVs I sensed a country desperate for an existential connection to a remote government that is more despised then understood, less trusted then condemned, less effective then irrelevant, less pertinent then useful, less representative then self-serving. I believe American’s have transfered its hope onto Sarah because she looks, feels, speaks and thinks more like us then Obama, Biden and McCain. She’s young, brash and ballsy and what American doesn’t worship those qualities? Sarah an American Evita that can tell our story because she is our story.

As Joe and Sarah jawed away, our elected officials were conspiring to flood the public treasury with a raft of IOUs that will accrue debt to generations of countrymen that are yet to be born. So as the politicians redistribute the national debt to future citizens we get to connect to our national destiny with a real life Alice. With Sarah we get to slip through the looking glass to explore a new national fantasy. We seek the banality of the familiar and remain desperate to find ourselves at the close of journey’s end. American’s need confirmation. We demand to be affirmed with a soothing rationalization that we are good people doing good things. Sarah assures us that we have found it in her. She is living proof and our fondest hope of our common American exceptionalism.

Refusing to answer questions put forth by the gotcha liberal media; Sarah repeated her maverick pronouncements. Don’t ya know she’s from Alaska? Sarah choose not to answer. She would only debate on her terms. She claimed her entitlement to live above the rules imposed by the evil liberal media as she asked her countrymen to take personal responsibility for their actions. A bit of a contradiction. I believe it to be an unfortunate contradiction because personal responsibility is a republican virtue that all American’s should emulate. But sadly this lipstick wearing hockey mom’s insistence on her radical entitlement bereft of any responsibility or accountability has been a hall mark of all recent republicanism. It is a dangerous behavior that has led this nation into our current mess of unmanageable debt, economic duress and the growing global isolation of America.

Yes she’s a plucky and sexy lipstick wearing hockey mom who couldn’t drive her kids to practice this week because she’s been too busy rehearsing her lines for this debate. Supported by her husband “the first iron dogging dude” we are regaled with tales of his circumnavigation of the arctic circle with nothing more then a 5 gallon can of hi test and a pound of free range moose jerky cured in his home built smoke house. Such characters of extreme normality performing extraordinary feats make it difficult for us to distinguish legend from myth. Spectacle trumps substance and a parade of heroes is nothing more then a pedestrian tramp through the local strip mall.

At the close of the debate I grew uneasy as Sarah seemed to use her 8 month old autistic child as a theatrical prop. Her older daughter is always seen dutifully carrying her infant brother on stage so she can lift his arm and wave it to adoring fans. Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think a political debate is a suitable place for an 8 month old infant at 11:00PM. But Sarah’s a maverick and I guess thats what maverick’s do with their children. I hope she doesn’t mistake the child for a beanie baby and list it on ebay after the election.

So as America looks lovingly into Sarah’s eyes she winks back an impish encouragement. “Drill Baby Drill” Sarah cheers her full commitment to America’s future and extols the virtues of a national amnesia that asks her countrymen to forget about the past. She says let’s not fix blame lets fix the problem. In response, Joe Biden stated the past is prologue to the present. Wisdom is a child of experience, study and contemplation.

Sarah putting aside bipartisan dialog took the opportunity to incant a republican mantra and channel the ghost of Ronald Reagan from the 1980’s. Said Sarah, “there you go again Joe, bringing up the past.” Wink wink nod smile snicker. Unfortunately her timing was off on the delivery of this mother of all cliches. Thirty years to be exact. If only she waited a bit longer. A pause of silence. Some bit of reflection. Without some deliberation or assessment of where we are Sarah is well on her way to building a bridge from nowhere.

At this critical juncture in American history we cannot afford our leaders to turn a blind eye to the mistakes and disastrous stewardship of our past and current leaders. Americans must insist on leaders that have foresight based on an understanding of how we got to where we are and offer a clear vision that can lead America and its partners across a bridge to the future.

Our vigilance won’t allow us to be hoodwinked and suffer the truism that “a wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse.”

You Tube Music Video; Billie Holiday: Them There Eyes

Risk: One Heart Beat Away

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October 4, 2008 Posted by | elections, jazz, Palin, politics | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Bollywood Blockbuster: Wach & Wells

What may be a surprise to Citi’s CEO Vikram Pandit, his new bride Wach has left the nest and is now snuggled safely in the loving arms of its free market hero the west coast banking giant Wells. Apparently Citi’s arranged marriage with Wach was never consummated and looks like it’s heading for an annulment.

This one’s got all the drama of a Big Bollywood blockbuster. The young and troubled Wach is forced by her desperate father FedSec to submit to a loveless arranged marriage to Citi. FedSec has offered a worthless and mysterious dowry it calls EESA whose origins, authenticity and value is highly questionable.

Citi is one of the last vestiges of the crumbling rule of a decrepit Credit Markit Raj. The New York based Citi whose Brahmin’s family lineage is long past its prime is now desperate for the favors of FedSec’s EESA dowry. Citi believes that EESA can prop up the Credit Markit Raj and prolong its position of power and privilege.

Wells the fine looking paramour from California is rumored to have slain gigantic sub-prime mortgage monsters spawned by the evil excesses of Credit Markit Raj. Wells has recovered nicely from its battles and purportedly has a quality balance sheet and size that is preferred by Wach. Apparently size does matter and Wach may have found the true love with Wells it will never have with Citi.

Wells issued $20B in new securities as an example of it’s free market might and demonstration of love for Wach. Wach’s self-esteem has suffered throughout this entire drama. Wach was troubled by the public perception of her intrinsic worth. This past Monday when FedSec announced the arranged marriage to Citi, the marketplace said her value was the equivalent of $.75 per share. But Wells value and sense of self worth rose with Wells attention. As of this morning Well’s affection has raised Wach’s value to over $6.00 per share.

Wells capture of Wach’s affection may threaten FedSec’s mastery and attempted control of the Credit Markit Raj with the offering of the EESA dowry. Ultimately the riches promised by the EESA dowry may not materialize. A governing group of petite demigods called SENCONS may confiscate the dowry and abscond back to their ivory tower hideout.

Lawsuits and high highfalutin philosophizing by the SENCONS about an activist FedSec and letting free markets prevail assures that theater goers will enjoy many sequels of the Wach & Wells story of true love and capital market freedom. Stay tuned.

You tube music video: Bollywood Mix

Risk: EESA

October 4, 2008 Posted by | banking, EESA, SEC, soundtrack, TARP, Treasury | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment